Crockpot Lemon Garlic Chicken-Recipe time.

Below find a photo of the delicious chicken I made. Photo was taken a couple of hours before it was done.

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[image description: a whole chicken in a crockpot. It is sprinkled with spices, sprigs of rosemary and a few bits of lemon are visible.

OKAY babes. I have fallen ass over teakettle with my crockpot. And I made a delicious and super simple chicken in it. After deboning, there is enough chicken for a few meals for partner and I. Find my recipe below.

You need:

  • 1 chicken. I bought a 5lb fryer.
  • Some lemons. I used two medium sized ones.
  • Handful of rosemary sprigs. Just this once I will say use fresh.
  • Garlic 1-2 bulbs worth.
  • Herbs De Provence. This one* is my personal fave. I don’t have to use a ton of it to get that flavor.
  • Other spices you like. I used smoked paprika, black pepper and about a half teaspoon of seasoned salt.
  • Half cup or so of chicken stock.
  • 1 crockpot.

Prep your area.

Food safety is important. I laid out some foil to put my chicken on while I was working with it and that cut down on the mess. I also really hate getting raw meat on my hands so I wore gloves.

Remove the giblets and/or neck. You can toss these but I put them in the pot.

Next, slice up your lemons. Put them aside. I buy and use pre-peeled garlic. If you have hand troubles do this. For this type of recipe, go with whole cloves over chopped.

Let’s get that chicken ready.

Jam lemon and garlic into the chicken. And a stick of rosemary. Between pieces of lemon, sprinkle some seasoning in there. Next, season your chicken. On top, on the thighs etc, rub it around. Leave the chicken.

Next, put your stock (or wine if you like) into the pot. Then season it with paprika, pepper, and stir well. Drop in some of your garlic, a rosemary stick and some lemon.

Gently put your chicken in. My super secret is I put the chicken in breast side down for extra juiciness.

After you get the chicken in, jam in the rest of your garlic, rosemary and lemon. Set it on low and go to bed.

When you start smelling garlicky goodness, check your chicken. When it is up to temp you can put it on keep warm OR gently take it out and debone it.

Use your chicken how you like. Put the rest in the fridge.

Mistakes-

Don’t cook it too long, I fell asleep for an hour or so and yeah. I did that and the meat is so tender it is kinda mush. Still delicious.

I will be serving my chicken mushy weirdness (it is ugly but amazing) with wilted spring green lemon pasta. You can also use the shredded chicken for salads, serve over rice, etc. A few other notes. We like VERY garlicky food so used more garlic and we mashed up the garlic when we took the thicken out. There won’t be quite enough liquid left for stock but keep it anyway for the flavor. If you like a different spice profile, use the spices you like. For straight up lemon pepper flavor, less garlic, no paprika and more pepper. Experiment because honestly, as long as you use seasoning it is gonna taste good.

Go forth and enjoy.

 

When Times are Tough…Fashion.

Hello from your most irregular Auntie folks.

Yes I KNOW I said more posts but, life does things.

So instead let’s talk fashion. I was talking to a Baby Bat I know and they were fairly astonished by my Gothable View of fashion. There are affiliate links in here. Marked with an * for everything not covered by Amazon or Shopstyle.

What is Gothable?

Gothable in my world are not specifically Goth things that I can and will put in my wardrobe. I think for a lot of folks, especially us Office Goths, we can’t always be decked out in Victorian Luxe a la my fave Auntie Jillian. Some of us would rather not. So let’s talk about things I find HIGHLY gothable. With two brand new pin boards.

I personally have a philosophy that if I can buy an item, I will because I like it. This also means I do frequently as I’ve mentioned shopped at places folks disapprove of for various reasons. My current booty is about chonky teen sized and a lot of jrs cut clothing fits me well so I’ve been buying some great pieces at Hot Topic. *GASP* THE HORROR.

I also bought pieces from times when Gothyish was in because here’s the thing. Most of us can’t afford to buy exclusively GOTH brands nor do all of us have the skill for DIY. I KNOW OMG THE LIFESTYLE RAWR OH GOD DIY OR DIE…ahem.

Sewing is a skill. I personally have made clothes and they looked okay but sucked. Most of the time, even if I’m recycling shit, I just don’t have the skills to make anything cool. And my efforts tend to a.) not look good and b.) wind up costing as much as retail in time, spoons and materials. So DIY if you can but storebought is goddamn fine.

For my first pinboard, I labeled it affordable Gothables. There’s stuff from Walmart, Etsy, Asos, Target etc.

The great thing about anything alt or dark flavored being trendy is that those styles become knocked off and accessible. Can’t afford Killstar* you can probably find things similar if you look that fit in your budget.

Below is my, if neither size nor budget were a consideration Goth Dream Lewks. Designer shit that wouldn’t fit me etc. I use these as aesthetic ideas mainly.

Another method of Gothables for me is accessories. GOSH. Y’all. Between Etsy, Ebay and Amazon and whatnot you can find some spooky accessories for every price point. Evil Empire links ahoy.

 These cuties are under ten bucks a pop and I personally love them. Love skulls? Can’t afford real bones? Items like this are great. Unlike when I was a babybat, it was ding dang hard to find cheap spooky jewelry that was shiny AND as these are nickel free.

Wanna DIY it? Grab some plain chokers like these and voila, slide a lil skull on it and voila. Fashion.

Would you rather buy handmade? Some of my fave shops.

UglyShyla. (Do NOT CLICK if you are scared of dolls) I really love Shyla’s pieces. I probably have four or so. She goes far to make things that are both lower and higher end prices. Nice quality.

Vandyland makes some cute necklaces. I want to say I have 2? Horror icons, movie references. These are not expensive and light to wear.

Osteal. Like bones and witchy looking pretty things made of metal? Check out this shop. I have a piece from Osteal that was gifted to me and is really nice. Very reasonable pricing.

Sumayyah Said So.  This shop is run by a dear friend of mine. I have, gosh five pieces from them? Anyway, they make beautiful jewelry including earrings, wrapped stones and necklaces. US shipping only.

Shakur Arts Studio. Looking for something really unique? Another shop run by a dear friend. They have some really beautiful and creative fiber/yarn art pieces. Yarn and beads they also make some really lovely collage art.

Wolftea. I don’t know how I found Wolftea but I have a couple of their antler pieces and I just love them. If you are going for a forest witch or Dark Mori inspo, this shop has it.

My secret to finding accessories is that I limit my search terms. For instance, search bone jewelry on etsy and find a HUGE choice of items that range from 5-10$ on up through the 100s.

This is also where I encourage you to get your thrift on. Whether online or in the shops. If you have holy grail items, set yourself some alerts in ebay or Poshmark. When I set my search alerts I usually will do the name of a style and my size. Or if it is harder to find, just the name of the style.

Here’s the thing about aesthetics. Some folks just like a Dark or Gothy Aesthetic. That’s fine. Some folks are ALL in with the culture. Also fine. Dark aesthetics being trendy isn’t the end of the world. One brand *cough Killstar* isn’t newly making being Goth expensive. This has been a thing forever, not because of trends but because capitalism. Be mad at the right thing.

And lastly, y’alls. Have some fuckin fun. Aesthetics doesn’t have to be srs business even if it is Goth Aesthetics. Enjoy yourself. Wear a crop top. Get your booty shorts on. Wear winklepickers with broomstick skirts and band tees. Do you Boo.